As everybody in Italy will let you know Marc Marquez is a unclean cheat. Even the Pope doesn’t like him very a lot.
So we at MGPN have put our investigation hats on and, with the assistance of an nameless fan membership, dug up some uncomfortable truths that show, past any motive, that Marc’s victory in Aragon was performed so by dishonest.
Superior Tyres
Official information confirmed that at sure corners of the Aragon circuit Marquez had a major lean angle benefit over his rivals. This might have solely been doable with having higher tyres than everybody else.
If historical past has taught us something it’s that Michelin know the right way to produce a ‘one off’ particular tyre for one rider when it fits them.
Dodgy tyres
Talking of tyres, it was considerably predictable that not solely would Marquez obtain a tyre that gave him superior efficiency however Bagnaia was ‘awarded’ a horrible one which ruined his dash race.
This wasn’t a coincidence – in contrast to the dodgy tyre Jorge Martin bought in Valencia that price him the title when battling Pecco. Not like that in any respect.
Dorna
A Spanish owned firm wanting a Spanish rider to win in Spain? What are the percentages on that? All three? Appears far too coincidental to us.
The underside line is it’s truthful to presume that the MotoGP homeowners had a major say within the end result of this race making certain that their ‘favoured son’ ended his winless streak.
Moreover, all of the fanfare and pretend cheering helped cover the truth that the race was completely, horrifically uninteresting. Which it actually was.
Soiled grid
It escaped nobody’s consideration that at Aragon one aspect of the grid was clear and the opposite aspect soiled. And guess what? Marc conveniently certified on pole. The Spaniard hasn’t claimed a pole all season and out of the blue, right here, he suspiciously will get one. Why now?
The reply is that his aspect of the grid was clear whereas the aspect Bagnaia was pressured to start out on was dirtier than a tramp’s anus scab. Pecco requested Dorna (Spanish owned) if the beginning grid may very well be cleaned however was advised to sling his beard.
This price Bagnaia victory in each races as he’s a rider that likes to get out in entrance and use the huge velocity benefit that Ducati has to fend off any assaults – and never combine it with the poor riders.
Cloud seeding
For such a dry place Aragon noticed a suspicious quantity of rain over the weekend. And every time it rained it made the monitor ‘inexperienced’ that means talent was required and never motorbike benefit.
Cloud seeding, a sort of climate modification that adjustments the quantity of rain, was clearly getting used to present Marquez an unfair benefit by not permitting him to undergo from his traditional unfair-disadvantage.
Alex Marquez
It was apparent to all that after being penalised on the grid Pecco Bagnaia was carving his manner by way of the sphere and heading for victory similar to his mentor would have performed. Sadly although the Italian then needed to cope with the dishonest Marquez DNA – this time within the guise of Marc’s underachieving brother Alex.
Having been cleanly overtaken by Bagnaia for third place the lesser-brother brutally rammed off the World Champion halting his inevitable progress to the highest step of the rostrum.
Bagnaia stated afterwards that Alex ‘tried to kill him’ which is all of the proof we’d like. Even Marco Bezzecchi, who positively doesn’t have a beef with the Marquez household and an affiliation with the VR46 camp, chirped up and stated Alex did it on function.
We imagine Alex and Marc the place capable of talk utilizing a kind of low cost helmet Bluetooth headsets you should buy from Amazon. This allowed Marc to speak Alex real-time by way of the finer nuances of ramming somebody off.
Shoulder
Just a few years in the past, Marc had an operation that rotated his proper humerus 30 levels anticlockwise in what we have been advised was corrective surgical procedure. However guess what? Aragon is an anticlockwise monitor! Principally the dishonest Spaniard had surgical procedure that provides his proper arm a 30 diploma benefit at Aragon over the none-cheating riders.
Principally Marquez has had pointless surgical procedure to vary his physique and provides him an unfair benefit over the remainder of the sphere.
Medication
Bear in mind, by way of the tears, seeing Marc’s cringeworthy dance in entrance of all of the paid actors within the Marquez stand? That was as a result of he was in all probability taking efficiency enhancing medicine.
The dad dancing might not have appeared suspicious however what was in all probability taking place was that the dishonest Antichrist was utilizing the jigging to slip out the unused drugs down the legs of his leathers and into the soil earlier than he reached parc ferme. After he left his cronies merely collected the drugs and discarded them right into a village paella or one thing.
Marquez household
With Marc and Alex clearly dishonest, as confirmed above, it stands to motive that their father Julià was in all probability as much as skullduggery as nicely. The apple doesn’t fall removed from the tree…or on this case the tree doesn’t develop removed from the fallen rotten apples.
We’re not precisely positive what Julià was doing however you may wager your backside chorizo it concerned hindering the wonderful VR46 riders and workers.