What sort of a pairing will Marc Marquez and Pecco Bananas make within the manufacturing facility Ducati MotoGP group subsequent yr?
Let’s examine them to some well-known pairings and see which ones the brand new Ducati Lenovo team-mates are more than likely to emulate in 2025.
Ike and Tina Turner
The American musical duo turned superstars till their divorce. After that, Tina went on to turn into a fair greater celebrity and seem within the good bits of Mad Max: Past Thunderdome. (I’m fairly positive that Jorge Martin want to see Gigi Dall’Igna face the wheel after busting their deal…) Ike Turner went on to turn into a deranged crackhead.
Verdict
Ike beat Tina on a regular basis, identical to Marc goes to beat Pecco consistently as soon as they’re on equal tools.
Bonnie and Clyde
Probably the most well-known outlaw duos, Bonnie and Clyde turned folks heroes as they robbed banks and had shoot-outs with the American cops. It didn’t finish nicely, although. The G-Males sprung a entice on them and riddled their automobile with a whole lot of bullets.
Verdict
The 2 Ducati riders aren’t prone to turn into fairly as lovey-dovey with one another as Bonnie and Clyde. Pecco hates Marc. Marc doesn’t hate Pecco or any of his different rivals. He merely desires to tear their still-beating hearts out of their chests and eat them while laughing on the lamentations of their bereaved kinfolk. Even when they do find yourself as bestest buds and go on a successful spree, Marc and Pecco could also be stunned by KTM star Pedro Acosta coming out from behind a tree with a Tommy gun.
Hansel and Gretel
The fairytale pair of youngsters have been enticed right into a gingerbread home by an evil witch, however ended up out-smarting her.
Verdict
Does MotoGP’s Depraved Wizard Gigi have an ulterior motive for tempting a pair of MotoGP world champions into his purple gingerbread home? They’d higher have their wits about them.
Scooby Doo and Shaggy
Unkempt hippy Shaggy and his monumental speaking canine Scooby have been a part of the group who drove round fixing mysteries of their van, “The Thriller Machine”. Their function primarily consisted of working away and hiding in terror whereas Velma solved the thriller and Fred and Daphne stood round wanting fairly.
Verdict
Marc Marquez is definitely a canine lover, however he prefers Dachshunds (which explains his success on the Dachshundring in Germany). And whereas Pecco tends to get scared and crash his motorbike, he’s unlikely to do something for a Scooby Snack. (Until Mama had baked them, in fact. He’s Italian, in spite of everything).
Bert and Ernie
The Sesame Avenue duo are greatest associates who share a bed room. Bert is the wise one of many two idiots, whereas Ernie is understood for his love of rubber duckies.
Verdict
Pecco might be conversant in sharing a bed room with different guys from all his sleepovers at Valentino Rossi’s Neverland Ranch, whereas Marc could have shared rooms together with his brother, so it won’t be an excessive amount of of a stretch. They might save some huge cash by sharing a motorhome. And Marc will discover {that a} rubber duck is considerably extra helpful in moist circumstances than a Honda RC213V.
Harry and Meghan
Hen-brained British royal Harry Hewitt and his gold-digging American spouse Meghan “I’m the sufferer right here” Sparkles are two of the least standard celebrities on the planet. Meghan wished to be a princess proper up till she found that actual life princesses like Kate (who we’re huge followers of at MGPN as her photoshop abilities are far superior to our personal) spend most of their time doing boring cack like opening hospital wards and assembly wingnuts who’ve spent 40 years knitting tea cosies for impoverished Rwandan villagers or no matter. Harry wished to be a prince up till Meghan informed him that he didn’t any extra. They then disgraced themselves and embarrassed the royal family by revealing household secrets and techniques and repeatedly claiming to be victims. Pampered, multi-millionaire victims of, y’know, like, hate crimes or one thing, yah?
Verdict
May Marc Marquez tempt Pecco into working away with him, abandoning the VR46 gang and humiliating Valentino Rossi with embarrassing revelations about what went on throughout these Neverland Ranch sleepovers? No, in fact not. Simply because Marquez is the Spanish Antichrist doesn’t imply we needs to be evaluating him to Meghan. The poor man’s by no means carried out something even remotely evil sufficient to deserve that sort of abuse!
