It’s the information that none of us are bothered for however we thought we’d report on it anyway – one race we don’t care about has been changed with one other one we don’t care about. That’s proper – the Indian GP shall be changed with the Kazakhstan GP.
Let’s discover out collectively the forgettable implications.
I learn on Wikipedia there has already been a race in India. Is that this true? I’ve no recollection.
Apparently there was a MotoGP race solely final yr in India. Nonetheless the one half anybody can keep in mind is the VISA points the riders all had earlier than that they had even come into contact with the campylobacter jejuni micro organism.
Who received?
No thought.
Why did Dorna need a race right here?
It’s all about trying to do the best factor. MotoGP, like all main occasions, must digital sign out of their arses ‘until their faces are as blue because the hair of the folks they’re attempting to appease. Clearly nobody wished a race in India nevertheless it seems good for Dorna to be bringing the game to the slums.
And it’s good to advertise MotoGP’s inexperienced credentials too?
Certainly. Nothing says “we care concerning the planet that’s why we’re utilizing 20% vegan gasoline” than travelling midway throughout the globe to race close to New Delhi – which holds the spectacular honour of being essentially the most polluted metropolis on the planet.
Did India fall in love with MotoGP?
After all not. The Indians couldn’t care much less. As a nation Indians are obsessive about cricket because the five-day format with quite a few prolonged breaks permits the workforce to get in loads of phone scams with out lacking a aim…or no matter cricket does.
So what’s occurred?
Moderately predictably the promoter Fairstreet Sports activities hasn’t truly coughed up any of the cash owed to Dorna. As an alternative they insisted on Dorna shopping for giftcards from their native Wallmart to payback an over fee as a consequence of a bitcoin error when coming into too many zeros filling out a faux Google type.
Due to this Dorna have taken the race away from India a lot to the reduction of everybody.
However…Kazakhstan? Is that even an actual place?
We’re unsure. However what we do know is that if a rustic ends with ‘stan’ then likelihood is you’ll not wish to ever go to there.
So has Kazakhstan received a race circuit?
Apparently sure, however nobody has truly ever seen it. Fortunately to alleviate any of Dorna’s worries that this wasn’t all simply made up the Kazakhstan authorities have been capable of ship a real and sincere drone {photograph} of the monitor – proven beneath:
Phew! That’s a reduction. I believed for a second this might need all been a large tax-avoidance rip-off. However isn’t Kazakhstan in mattress with the commies?
Kazakhstan and Russia are each founding members of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (see – we are able to do information!) and have been nice friends with many Ruskies leaving the motherland to reside in Kazakhstan…which supplies you some thought how unhealthy it will need to have been. However because the invasion of Ukraine, which demonstrated to the world that Russia’s all speak and no haircut, the Kazakhstan folks have began to show in opposition to their vodka-infused neighbours and are up for a punch up ought to the time come.
Are Kazakhstan folks enthusiastic about MotoGP?
No in fact not. The locals a lot choose their two nationwide sports activities Kazaksha Kures (wrestling half-naked in a freezing wasteland in entrance of an oddly costume girl) and Kokpar (combating on horseback over who can get the largest little bit of a lifeless wolf’s carcass).
So briefly, summing all of it up, MotoGP has taken away a race in a silly location that nobody was desirous about and changed it with one in a silly location that nobody is desirous about?
Welcome to MotoGP.
