Who doesn’t love an April Idiot’s jape? Possibly you advised your children that Santa is lifeless? Possibly you rang your dad and mom to inform them you suppose you’re now Scottish? Or possibly you sadistically murdered your neighbour’s first born? Regardless of the methodology an April Idiot’s joke is at all times a good way to get an affordable snort.
However what’s not humorous is when one thing you suppose was a joke seems to be a actuality. And that’s precisely what occurred to all us MotoGP followers.
On April 1st it was introduced that Liberty Media will purchase 86% of MotoGP. And this, sadly, wasn’t a joke. However don’t look shocked – we actually broke this story months in the past. Click on Right here
It’s dangerous information for all involved and as a neighborhood all of us mourned the grim information.
Properly not everybody! Step ahead the forward-thinking Sebastian Piffleton who’s right here to let you know that you simply’re mistaken about Liberty Media…and he undoubtedly doesn’t have an alternate motive*…
I actually don’t see what all of the fuss is about. I requested all my many, many followers on X to call only one factor that Liberty Media have accomplished to break Components One. And will they title one? After all not. Properly really they named a whole lot of reliable causes however fortunately I used to be capable of inform them that they had been mistaken and/or block them. Saying one thing I don’t like is the literal definition of a hate crime – and you’ll guess as quickly because the progressive new legal guidelines in Scotland attain me I’ll be grassing up everybody.
I actually don’t see how disagreeing with me and stating one of many a whole lot of causes to why the Liberty Media takeover is a basically horrible end result is suitable today. Clearly these persons are poisonous white males who suppose they’ll say what they need – the very individuals myself and Candy Child Inc are preventing towards.
Why ought to we sit again and permit this so known as ‘free speech’ towards our new evil overlords Liberty Media? Free speech is precisely how Nazi Germany began out. I feel free speech is only a method for proper wing extremists to unfold hate concerning the issues they’re frightened of – like highly effective ladies of color or smashed avocado salads.
I imply are there any black ladies of color in your loved ones? If not, why not? Are you content pedalling the white supremist agenda and cultural appropriation? Possibly it’s time to look inwards earlier than criticising others – like my outdated buddies Liberty Media.
I, like all people (even the unevolved white ones), must eat. Being such a robust progressive, self-righteous twat requires quite a lot of psychological power which in flip requires roughly 9 meals a day. So clearly I used to be allowed by Dorna the free buffet cross on race weekend to gas my brilliance. I totally count on that Liberty Media, who I feel have accomplished a wonderful job with Components One (despite the fact that I’ve by no means watched it), will grant me the identical culinary entry.
Now I perceive most, if not all, of you wrestle to know the finer nuances of my slam poetry. And I’ll be the primary to confess that it rests on the next stage than my traditional journalistic work that’s primarily aimed toward you – the commoner. Nonetheless I ask you to learn via my work and attempt to take out one thing to make you a greater individual.
In leather-based jacket cosy, with pen in hand,
A MotoGP journalist, not fairly gentle, however grand.
Among the many roaring engines, I stand tall,
Although my love for buffets would possibly shock all of them.
Liberty Media, with their grand show,
Not only for races, however for feasts they lay.
With plates piled excessive, my coronary heart does soar,
For of their lunches, I discover far more.
By means of twists and turns, I navigate every dish,
Fueling each physique and thoughts, my biggest want.
For on the earth of pace, the place tales whirl,
Liberty’s buffet, my hungry coronary heart unfurls.
But on Twitter’s observe, I take a stance,
Blocking those that conflict, with every look.
For on this realm of differing views
Silencing them is one of the best muse.
Seb P
*And can block you on Twitter when you counsel it.
Sebastian Piffleton is a totally fictional MotoGP journalist. When he’s not lording it up at MotoGP races he likes to spend his time advantage signalling and scanning the web for issues to faux to be offended by. Sebastian has no bike racing expertise however acts like he does.
